Great Truths of Life
* Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
* I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
* If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
* Some days are a total waste of makeup.
* If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
* If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
(via a friend)
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Great blog. I enjoyed the read. My blog is humor based, so I hope you stop by.
In the mean time, have a great day!
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